got 21 grams to spare?

or 0.74oz, 0.091 cups...........
All manner of perversions.
Edit 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I made typo! Dammit! There! Edited the edit. Now on to tell my conscience that it wasn’t like how it sounded like and why……
(Perhaps this warrants an) edit: I hope I’m not the only who thinks Peter Dinklage has a huge crush on his motherfucking genius what was I on when…..NONONONONONONO! It’s supposed to be this:
I, ****************, am not ashamed to say that I have a huge ass crush on Peter Dinklage’s(what a surname!) acting genius! I will, however, throw myself off a building if he doesn’t think it’s cool. No point living. He has to say which one though. I wouldn’t want to count how long it takes to die that way with my eyes.
«End of the “edited edit”. Your understanding is very much appreciated. And now, back to the other part»
I wanted to make something that visually and verbally encapsulates that
“IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME, THEN FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU
AND FUCK EVERYONE!
I AM ME AND THAT MEANS
FUCK YOU SHITHEAD!!!”
attitude Tyrion Lannister takes with the whole world (I’m not saying I know the character he plays that well yet; I’m recovering from a certain kind of amnesia, perhaps you know the kind too.)
I hope this will be enough to reset any misgiven impressions which I’d gladly take the blame for regardless. But I hope you’ll be okay if I don’t always qualify my captions the way I’ve done with this. I promise to employ sarcasm and snark on those who really absolutely deserve it, and I hope you can correct me when I acquired the wrong target.
(Got a tldr headache yet? Take an advil or whatev. The really good part aka the end, is just below.) 
And thanks for paying attention! I’ll be rewarding you with some more captioned pics, if you like!

All manner of perversions.

Edit 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I made typo! Dammit! There! Edited the edit. Now on to tell my conscience that it wasn’t like how it sounded like and why……

(Perhaps this warrants an) edit: I hope I’m not the only who thinks Peter Dinklage has a huge crush on his motherfucking genius what was I on when…..NONONONONONONO! It’s supposed to be this:

I, ****************, am not ashamed to say that I have a huge ass crush on Peter Dinklage’s(what a surname!) acting genius! I will, however, throw myself off a building if he doesn’t think it’s cool. No point living. He has to say which one though. I wouldn’t want to count how long it takes to die that way with my eyes.

«End of the “edited edit”. Your understanding is very much appreciated. And now, back to the other part»

I wanted to make something that visually and verbally encapsulates that

“IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME, THEN FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU

AND FUCK EVERYONE!

I AM ME AND THAT MEANS

FUCK YOU SHITHEAD!!!”

attitude Tyrion Lannister takes with the whole world (I’m not saying I know the character he plays that well yet; I’m recovering from a certain kind of amnesia, perhaps you know the kind too.)

I hope this will be enough to reset any misgiven impressions which I’d gladly take the blame for regardless. But I hope you’ll be okay if I don’t always qualify my captions the way I’ve done with this. I promise to employ sarcasm and snark on those who really absolutely deserve it, and I hope you can correct me when I acquired the wrong target.

(Got a tldr headache yet? Take an advil or whatev. The really good part aka the end, is just below.) 

And thanks for paying attention! I’ll be rewarding you with some more captioned pics, if you like!

Yeah, already. 

Yeah, already. 

Salvador Dali: You like the shape of a rhinoceros?

Salvador Dali: You like the shape of a rhinoceros?

Wait for me Dr. Mordin!
storiesandjourneys:

Want to cry about the ending to Mass Effect 3? Don’t! Just follow this Salarian and carry on being the fabulous fandom that you are.

Wait for me Dr. Mordin!

storiesandjourneys:

Want to cry about the ending to Mass Effect 3? Don’t! Just follow this Salarian and carry on being the fabulous fandom that you are.

(Source: cakegums)

Ohwuwhwhatareyouguysdoing?

Ohwuwhwhatareyouguysdoing?

katehughesart:

Kate Beaton’s comics always bring a smile to my face.
Representin’ for the Kates everywhere!
(Incidentally, Jules Verne as depicted here acts pretty much exactly how I see myself)

katehughesart:

Kate Beaton’s comics always bring a smile to my face.

Representin’ for the Kates everywhere!

(Incidentally, Jules Verne as depicted here acts pretty much exactly how I see myself)

No matter how many likes and reblogs you give me……..

………..I’m still as complete a n00b as they come.

I was so fixated on my own “admin view” that I forgot that I could check how the actual blog looked like to viewers. Until about an hour ago. Oops. I feel awkward too.

I saw that some of you added “sentences” (is that the right way to say it? I would appreciate the help) to your replies. People have been talking about one or two of the earlier posts and I didn’t notice it! You guys are awesome for the likes and reblogs, thanks for making one like me feel welcome! I’m sorry I did not reply or add to the conversation when I could have and I’m going to make sure I have both the admin and the user views open at the same time.

I love being able to put up captioned pictures up here and I look forward to sharing for as long as I like TV, movies and anything that I know how to put onto a screen to share!